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Vilhelm Sjostrom

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This weekend will be nothing short of titillating as the Exxxotica Convention gets off to a sinful start. The three-day erotic event strolls into town this week with buxom blondes and more adult industry playthings than you can shake a stick at.

For those that wish to indulge in the lustful fun, there’s plenty of action. Just drop your keys in the fishbowl, so to speak.

Thursday: Enjoy a little foreplay by hitting up Mokai’s Front Page Party, where Beau Beasley and DJ Louis Dee will no doubt flirt with your fancies all night long.

Friday: it’s a must to hit up Mansion. Just be nice to the bouncers and stay away from any of the backrooms and you should be okay to enjoy Exxxotica’s Opening night party with Stormy Daniels.

Saturday: Behave (and be lucky enough to know where it’s taking place) and you just might make it to Bliss’s P2 party. If not, you could always make your way to The Forge’s Ultimate Fighting Championship event. We hear there will be some, uh, actors there too.

If you still haven’t had your fill of all the wicked, vivid fun,

On Sunday: Stay away from the naughty nightclubs and check out the Convention Center, where the Exxxotica Convention sets up shop during the day. Dan Diamond is the official MC and who knows you might just get discovered.