Love Hurts

Gather around you jilted, jaded, bitter & broken hearted. In this sunny town full of shady people, it can be hard to find that special someone. No worries, just sit back, relax and fill your black heart with advice from this guide to spending Valentine’s Day solo.

Indulge yourself. No one around to spoil you? Take matters into your own hands. Whether you want to pamper yourself with a mani pedi, a night on the town, or a nice smoke; just do it. Tonight is about your number one – yourself, baby.

Get tanked at a dive bar. While we do not advocate binge drinking, we will look the other way while you numb your pain with the poison of your choice. So hard to recommend just one, we’ve already been there and done that with a guide, so check it out and commence loading the jukebox with your favorite tunes and drowning your sorrows. (Hint: this activity may lead to going home with a special someone, if only for the night.)

Find your center. If you want to go all happy and healthy on us today, Cupid’s cameo, check-out and get your “Om” on. Not sure where the best places are to get all bendy and sweaty alone? Here’s a shocker – we do. Enlighten yourself with the best of Miami’s yoga scene.

Hit the road. Nothing is more soothing than a long drive. Take a road trip to one of your favorite South Florida destinations. The question is, where to point your compass, dear reader? May we recommend Captiva Island? Key West? Not ready for that kind of commitment? Stay on the beach, we have seven days worth of sun worthy activities already planned.

Get Gluttonus. We know you're all about that hard, beach body. With no one to share it with on happy heart’s day, feel free to jump-off the South Beach Diet and chow down. Too many culinary options? We can serve you up the best delivery, seafood and bagels. Looking for something more general? Or maybe close to the casa? We have Mid and North Beach covered.

Think you can do better? Email us. No, seriously – we would love to hear your suggestions.